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18 <h1>Mango and Molasses Habanero Hot Sauce
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22 <a href=
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25 <a href=
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30 <a href=
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33 <a href=
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36 <a href=
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41 <a href=
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44 <a href=
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49 <a href=
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59 A Warning From the Future
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61 <p class=
"first">I made this recipe very, very long ago. I didn't calculate the correct
62 amount of vinegar needed to make it shelf stable, so it probably
63 isn't. Reader beware.
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65 <p>I'll probably update this in Fall
2020 as I'll have a garden again for
66 the first time in a few years, and should be making some hot sauce
67 with the hot peppers left at the end of the season.
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77 <li>1 Extra Large Mango (or
2 medium)
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78 <li>1/
3 cup apple cider vinegar
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79 <li>3 tbsp molasses
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80 <li>1 1/
2 tbsp cumin
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81 <li>1 tsp sea salt
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82 <li>1 tbsp paprika
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86 <h3><a name=
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90 <li>15ish Fresh Habaneros
93 <li>Do not deseed
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95 <li>1 tbsp cayenne pepper
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100 Edible and Tasty
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103 <li>7 or
8 fresh habaneros
106 <li>Deseed and remove the inner flesh
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108 <li>Equivalent mass of fresh red bell pepper (
<a href=
"https://web.archive.org/web/20130527144021/http://www.ochef.com/158.htm">roasted
</a>)
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113 <h2><a name=
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117 <li>Put on gloves and perhaps a respirator and goggles to avoid
<em>death
118 by capsaicin
</em></li>
119 <li>Peel and pit the Mango (naturally)
</li>
120 <li>Place everything into a food processor
</li>
121 <li>Whir about until it turns into some kind of paste (
60ish seconds
123 <li>Transfer to a pan, cover, and simmer for around five minutes
</li>
124 <li>Store in a jar and refrigerate
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125 <li>Destroy your tastebuds
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129 <h2><a name=
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132 <p class=
"first">The year was
2010. The season was summer. The location a pot garden. A
133 bell pepper seedling died a few weeks into the growing season owing to
134 being weak or perhaps poorly taken care of. To avoid wasting the soil
135 and pot a package of habanero seedlings was procured; one was to be
136 planted and the other two given away, but no one came through on their
137 offer to adopt the plants. Thus the garden ended up with three
138 habanero plants. It is a little known fact that habaneros produce
139 ridiculous numbers of peppers, and so something had to be done with
140 them after the family grew sick of spicy foods every night.
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142 <h3><a name=
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143 A Justification for the Mild Variant
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145 <p class=
"first">The initial super hot sauce proved to be tasty for a moment and then
146 overwhelmingly hot. Now, don't get me wrong, I like incredibly spicy
147 things, but the initial flavor of the sauce was rather nice and it
148 seemed a shame to have it destroyed by the habanero. With the
149 replacement of some habanero by a sweet pepper the flavors come into
150 balance, and the sauce becomes a rather nice adjunct to things like
151 chili or black bean burritos.
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